"So Harry’s just informed me that he just pulled his groin." +
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
"What’s your favorite album?"
I almost spit out my water
[reevaluates life choices]